Kristy
We have some massive, heaving bazookas on this site and a change is as good as a rest, as some crap saying goes. Kristy offers an alternative. Small and perfectly formed, she possesses perky galia melons rather than rotund canteloupes. Perhaps I should explain the melon/breast comparison more scientifically. In the melon world, there are different levels. Canteloupes are your average everyday melons/breasts. This in contrast to honeydews, which are the MILFs - a bit old skool, pendulous and heavy. Don't get me started on watermelons - flabby, fleshy and soggy. Usually found in dodgy nightclubs when you are wearing beer googles. Avoid at all times.
Measurements: 34-A-24-34 Age: 20
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No hard sell. This is what simonscans is
all about. We shoot the best quality images of girls on the net.
We only shoot fun, happy girls who are willing to be about as rude
as a girl can get on her own (or maybe with a girlfriend). When
you see the images you will know we dont skimp on quality, and with
10 huge updates each week, with an average of 150 shots in each
set you will see that we dont skimp on quantity either! Our content
isn't just exclusive - we shoot it - nothing is bought in, videos
and photo sets are produced entirely by us - that way we get the
quality you want!
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Simon shoots great images of the UKs best
looking girls. Nine times out of ten it’s new, never-been-seen-before
girls but there are also a few familiar faces in here as well. Most
sets are long – well over 100 images per set, with some sets
reaching nearly 300 images – Each set is complete from start
to finish so you get to choose YOUR favorites. What will stun you
most of all though is the sheer level of rudeness the sets can reach.
Wide open pussy and ass, toys of all sizes in ALL holes, you’ll
be amazed how rude it all gets. Most important of all, you can see
the girls are genuinely having fun doing all this. |
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 Mobile
phone UPDATE!! Oooooh, shiny new toys :) Now that surfing porn on
the internet is dreadfully last century we've brought you something
new and sexy - mobile porn on your, err, mobile phone. See porn
as it was always intended in all its wide screen, 3D glory with
surround sound! Ok thats a pure lie. Hmm, lets try again - See porn
on a poxy little screen barely bigger than a thumbnail at vast expense
and get to whack off in exciting new places, like on the bus or
in the stinky bogs at work. Hmm, still not great. Buy my porn cause
I'll never make it in advertising? Pleeeeze... Anyway, Mobile filth
is so very now and you will want it sooner or later (like you need
an excuse to upgrade that brick you currently pass off as a phone)
Browse your WAP enabled phone to here and bookmark it. www.simonscans.com/wap |
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